Guess what movie is ranked 2,522 on IMDB MOVIEmeter?
That’s pretty amazing, considering last week, Sparks was ranked 14,653.
Something good must be going on in Cannes.
MOVIEmeter rankings provide a snapshot of what movies are hot based on the searches of millions of IMDb users. Updated weekly, these rankings also graph the popularity of movies over time and determine which events affect public awareness.
So what does all this mean you ask?
Obviously, a fleet of limos with hungry studio executives will be at my doorsteps in the morning.
I hate the begging and constant sucking-up with phrases like “Christopher Nolan who?” and “Folino is the new Fellini”
It grows tiresome and besides, I pay my three children to speak to me to like that daily.
Now, should I pitch the Spark’s trilogy for theatrical or should I develop it into a TV series that explores what happens to the Rochester 13?
Or maybe, just maybe, its time for me to pull out my amazing Live Action, Post Apocalyptic, Little Orphan Annie film script. “Gee whiskers” and “Leapin’ lizards!” with guns a blazing!
I alone explain why she has no eyes. You’re welcome Harold Gray.
In reality, the only plans I have for tomorrow is to spend some time with the Bluth family.
There’s always money in the banana stand!

